FYI

I LOVE FEMALES!

Love them.

Absolutely love them.

I just wanted to say that.

Nothing more.

So females...

I love you just for being females!

Yall are crazy!

But I still love yall.

A lot.

I'm not in love with yall though.

Don't confuse that.

But I love yall.

lol

FML

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

PAUSE!!!!!

How to: Raise Our National Education Level

I'm pretty sure that if we had more teachers like this guy in Georgia, it's education ranking would soar above any other state in America today. It's a shame though that we do not have teachers like these. Check this guy out...teachers need to be more like him.

Just a fun fact that's not so fun, Georgia is currently ranked 49th in education in our nation. Boo.



p.s. What did the five fingers...say to the face?????

p.p.s starting a new section. called How To. Yea...

HOLLA!!!!!

FML

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

Throwback Thursdays: My Pops Knew Exactly What He Did When He Made Me, Tried To Get A Nut And Then He Got A Nut, And What?

You can't do it! No matter what. You can hate on it. You can talk about it. You can ignore it. You can do almost whatever you want to it. But...you CAN'T do this.

I can't think of a witty title. lol

Even if yall don't know about this certain situation between two rappers right now, he explains everything pretty well. I, in my spare time, have been a bit up to date for the most part...so hearing this take on the situation is actually quite refreshing. I'm really just posting this for myself. lol...but you should check it out as well, especially for my erudites that love to intellectualize situations for the sake of boasting your intelligence while maintaining an equal level of sarcasm to make others, especially those involved in said situations, seem imbecilic.

Let's Get Juggy With It!! Nana-na-na-nana-na!

It's about that time I post the second version. Of what you ask.....

This is why tattle-telling was bad as a child...

Funny video. Check it out! Like I said...I'm stayin silly until...like...Labor day. As ATLiens would call...I'm on my stupid silly swag!............smmfh

Blood Is Thicker Than Ice Cream...lol

As I depart for the evening...you know I can't go without doing this.

Another birthday shoutout to a fellow McGuffie.

Real talk...I really can't picture any moment of my life before his birth. For as long as I can remember, he's been there. It's almost as if he's like my twin...but he's not. lol. but yea man...it's funny. We're almost like polar opposites in a sense. I'm very outgoing. He's not quite so. I love dancing. He doesn't. He loves hats. I can care less about them. I love keeping peace. He just makes sure his point gets across at any cost. I love to push myself to the most of my abilities, yet fail to understand what my limits are sometimes. He will rarely push himself, yet he is fully aware of his capabilities.

But we ALWAYS have each other's back. Always. We'll listen to each other most times before we listen to our parents. lol but yea man...this my brother man.

Happy Birthday to yet another younger brother that's bigger than me, Drew Aaron McGuffie!! Kid turned 20 today. Show some love!



Picture may be a bit blurry...but whatever, you get the point!

Checkin' In

Quick update. I am trying to get my stuff together so I can post regularly...but honestly, besides being busy...i kinda like it this way. A lot of my actions are emotionally-driven, so to speak. Meaning, I only do things when I really feel like it. Don't get me wrong, I feel like hitting this up and keeping up with it regularly. It's a great release and way to keep in touch with everyone. But I got other stuff to worry about first, so I really feel like handling that first. Also on that point, I have a LOT of stuff semi-prepared to put up here. But I'm also not in that serious of a mood. In the past, I wrote a lot of that serious stuff because I was, for some reason, in a very serious, real-life mood, so it was easy to get those done. Now, I'm more on the just giddy and happy side of life. So my next few posts will be of the hilarious type. I can't stay serious forever...yall know that! lol...but when I do finish those posts *I got Real Talk Vols., Man Rules, and a poem in the works*, trust they gonna be rich. but i'm not in that type mood right now, so I would be doing those entries a disservice. so until then...imma be silly. It's the end of the summer. Let's end it with a kick and a giggle. :)

-- J.B. Charisma