Quotable

"Watch out for the McGuffie brothers. They are so fine!"

--This girl at G. State who has a friend that goes to school with my little brothers. She saw us at our little brothers' football game, and told the girl at State. She told a girl we all know!

BAOW BAOW BAOW!!!!! lol

FML

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's balls." FML

Quotable

If you can't get a girl based on just your first and last name, you have a PROBLEM!!

--My boy Stukes!!!!!

FML

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

PAUSE!!!!!

How to: Raise Our National Education Level

I'm pretty sure that if we had more teachers like this guy in Georgia, it's education ranking would soar above any other state in America today. It's a shame though that we do not have teachers like these. Check this guy out...teachers need to be more like him.

Just a fun fact that's not so fun, Georgia is currently ranked 49th in education in our nation. Boo.



p.s. What did the five fingers...say to the face?????

p.p.s starting a new section. called How To. Yea...

HOLLA!!!!!

FML

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

Let's Get Juggy With It!! Nana-na-na-nana-na!

It's about that time I post the second version. Of what you ask.....

This is why tattle-telling was bad as a child...

Funny video. Check it out! Like I said...I'm stayin silly until...like...Labor day. As ATLiens would call...I'm on my stupid silly swag!............smmfh

Obey Your Thirst...

So I saw this commercial like sometime a week and a half ago...or something like that. It's about time I posted it on here. Hilarity! with a bit of Absurdity! as well. lol In all honesty, it's VERY disturbing. I know the females will all have the same look on their faces at first. Just fyi...this is a banned commercial originally made in Europe somewhere. lol ok now watch.

*Warning. Viewer discretion is advised.*



So who still wants to drink Sprite?

FML

Today, I finally got Wii Fit to lose some weight. Came home and set it all up only to be told that I weigh too much to use the board. FML

FML

Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML

If You Give A Dog A Bone...

This commercial is absolutely hilarious!!

FML

Today, I sent pictures to my ex of me and my new boyfriend in bed. He sent them to my dad. FML

Throwback Thursdays: 11 Years Old, Making A's and B's. And These Little Mommy's Can't Keep Their Hands Off Me.

GNR!!!!!

Had to post this after posting the other video. hahaha I'm cracking myself up right now!



Gotta go to work. Imma post my real Throwback Thursday video when I get home.

HOLLA!!!!!

Throwback Thursdays: I'm the...hottest...thing around. Neck full of bling bling like the Neptunes sound.

Yall don't judge me. lol

but this song has been stuck in my head for a minute now...lol so I had to post it.

Juggs Gotchaaaaa!!!!!

Straight Classic. My blog would not be complete without this video. If you haven't seen it...shame on you!!



Throwback Thursdays coming soon.

HOLLA!!!!!

FML

So yea...another new blog series. Pretty self-explanatory. Usually they're gonna just come from the FML site...whatever I think is worthy of being put on my blog, I will copy and paste it here. If something happens in my life that's worth a FML...i'll put that here also. So yea. Here's the first one.

Today, was my birthday. After hinting for almost 2 months for a Wii, my dad pulls out a shiny new Wii Package. The only problem? The box didn't have a Wii in it. My dad gave me a Wii box with my VCR inside and a note saying "This is life. Once you think you're happy, someone crushes it". FML

Double U...Tee...Eff...

This video has inspired me to start a new section of my blog -- Double U...Tee...Eff *WTF for you slow people* I will post random crazy videos that, upon watching...the only thing that can go through your head is...wtf?

And this video is definitely the perfect video to christen this series of blog entries. Check it out.

Smoooooooth

I love hip-hop. Everything about it. Especially when people have fun with their craft.

Slaughterhouse, an up and coming rap collective (Royce Da 5'9'', Joe Budden, Crooked I, Joell Ortiz) in my opinion, will do some big things for hip-hop in general. Listen to some of their songs. Their lyrics are just crazy.

However...they do have fun.

And this is hilarious!

Check it out.

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!

I'm a man that loves Hip-Hop music...and that love of Hip-Hop is only rivaled by my love for R&B music and basketball *minus my family and close friends*. Granted, I love music in general, however I truly love the culture of Hip-Hop and the sincerity of and emotion behind R&B. Anyways...one of my favorite artists is in fact, R. Kelly. His Chocolate Factory album is probably one of my most favorite albums. The guy is a legend!

He was one of my favorite artists up until a few years ago.

People have heard me comment on him plenty of times before, but to the cyberspace public, I am pretty sick and tired of Kelz. Right now, he just seems like R&B's next door neighbor that is always looking through your window...and you know he is a registered sex offender *no pun on his past situation.....sort of.*

He is a grown-ass man...that seemingly refuses to grow up. He's become...to me at least...a gimmick singer, which is never good. He follows the trend just to make an attempt to stay relevant, when his name is all he needs to keep him relevant if he was to actually stick to the good music he used to put out. Now, all this talk about him running the clubs, taking MY girl in VIP *that would never happen...and I do mean never*, popping bottles...like...my nigga...WORD?! Let's leave that for the younger people. And now, I don't know if anyone has heard or paid attention...but now HE is starting to use the auto-tune *If you know me...you know that I COMPLETELY despise the inappropriate use of the auto-tune*. Add all of that together...and yea...you get my drift.

Obviously...I'm not the only one who feels as such.

My boy Trey Songz actually sounded off on Kelz...using Jay-Z's D.O.A. beat. *Does anybody else feel like this beat is going to be the new "A Milli", where everybody and they mama gonna jump on it and spit?* I, personally, am feeling this! Yall check this out! Not sure if it should have been him to say it...especially since he gets compared to R. Kelly, which I can see...but somebody needed to. And he did a great job...it was quite entertaining. *Stamp of approval*

*UPDATE*

So I found the video on YouTube with the new track "Invented Sex" attached to it. I had to re-post it. I really like this song *this song could cause PROBLEMS*...however...just a question? How many hear this song...and picture Kelz singing it? lol Big ups to Drake!