FML

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's balls." FML

I can't think of a witty title. lol

Even if yall don't know about this certain situation between two rappers right now, he explains everything pretty well. I, in my spare time, have been a bit up to date for the most part...so hearing this take on the situation is actually quite refreshing. I'm really just posting this for myself. lol...but you should check it out as well, especially for my erudites that love to intellectualize situations for the sake of boasting your intelligence while maintaining an equal level of sarcasm to make others, especially those involved in said situations, seem imbecilic.

Let's Get Juggy With It!! Nana-na-na-nana-na!

It's about that time I post the second version. Of what you ask.....

This is why tattle-telling was bad as a child...

Funny video. Check it out! Like I said...I'm stayin silly until...like...Labor day. As ATLiens would call...I'm on my stupid silly swag!............smmfh

Obey Your Thirst...

So I saw this commercial like sometime a week and a half ago...or something like that. It's about time I posted it on here. Hilarity! with a bit of Absurdity! as well. lol In all honesty, it's VERY disturbing. I know the females will all have the same look on their faces at first. Just fyi...this is a banned commercial originally made in Europe somewhere. lol ok now watch.

*Warning. Viewer discretion is advised.*



So who still wants to drink Sprite?

FML

Today, I finally got Wii Fit to lose some weight. Came home and set it all up only to be told that I weigh too much to use the board. FML

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Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML

If You Give A Dog A Bone...

This commercial is absolutely hilarious!!

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Today, I sent pictures to my ex of me and my new boyfriend in bed. He sent them to my dad. FML

Throwback Thursdays: 11 Years Old, Making A's and B's. And These Little Mommy's Can't Keep Their Hands Off Me.

GNR!!!!!

Had to post this after posting the other video. hahaha I'm cracking myself up right now!



Gotta go to work. Imma post my real Throwback Thursday video when I get home.

HOLLA!!!!!

Throwback Thursdays: I'm the...hottest...thing around. Neck full of bling bling like the Neptunes sound.

Yall don't judge me. lol

but this song has been stuck in my head for a minute now...lol so I had to post it.

Juggs Gotchaaaaa!!!!!

Straight Classic. My blog would not be complete without this video. If you haven't seen it...shame on you!!



Throwback Thursdays coming soon.

HOLLA!!!!!

FML

So yea...another new blog series. Pretty self-explanatory. Usually they're gonna just come from the FML site...whatever I think is worthy of being put on my blog, I will copy and paste it here. If something happens in my life that's worth a FML...i'll put that here also. So yea. Here's the first one.

Today, was my birthday. After hinting for almost 2 months for a Wii, my dad pulls out a shiny new Wii Package. The only problem? The box didn't have a Wii in it. My dad gave me a Wii box with my VCR inside and a note saying "This is life. Once you think you're happy, someone crushes it". FML

Double U...Tee...Eff...

This video has inspired me to start a new section of my blog -- Double U...Tee...Eff *WTF for you slow people* I will post random crazy videos that, upon watching...the only thing that can go through your head is...wtf?

And this video is definitely the perfect video to christen this series of blog entries. Check it out.

Smoooooooth

I love hip-hop. Everything about it. Especially when people have fun with their craft.

Slaughterhouse, an up and coming rap collective (Royce Da 5'9'', Joe Budden, Crooked I, Joell Ortiz) in my opinion, will do some big things for hip-hop in general. Listen to some of their songs. Their lyrics are just crazy.

However...they do have fun.

And this is hilarious!

Check it out.

Oh my GOD!!! You have so many flavors!!!

This is just a hilarious video. For all my dudes out there holdin' their own crib...get your kitchen game right homie. This dude MrChiCity3 gives an example of what to do with your kitchen to ensure maximum comfortability for you and a special someone. So ladies...what kind of beverage are you?

Good times.....

Chillin in LA. Me and the fam. 3 of my favorite cousins *They like my little sisters...I got a little boy cousin...but I already got too many little brothers. lol...he still my fam though...practically grew up together...well...helped raise them* My favorite uncle Raymond and his girlfriend. My only aunt...or aunt I actually consider my aunt...Kendall *longer story with that...maybe another entry*...Big Buff *step-grandfather*. Uncle Rodney and his wife. Uncle Phillip. Some older lady I don't really know, but we're related somehow...I think. Probably a few other people. A punk-ass dog and a mean-ass cat. *I HATE cats.* Corn on the cob. Fried chicken. Potato salad. Crab pot. Jumbalaya. More good food. Funny pictures of my dad from back in the day. *I just saw one that had me and Drew...ROLLIN!!* Stories. Jokes. Maaaaad jokes. Pictures. Family Guy. All in one crib...in the heart of South Central. not allowed *nor smart* to go in the front yard. Yea...Madea ain't got nothin on our family reunions. All we need is...more people. *Longer story with that...maybe another entry*

It's always good to catch up with family. You don't realize how much you miss them until you've seen them after some years. We been actin' a fool. Now, I love my friends...but there ain't nothin like family...esPECIALLY my family! *Mainly my dad's side of the family. I got some peoples on my mom's side...big ups to J.Bo and the rest of my cuzzos...but I grew up with my dad's family. They changed my diapers and I helped babysit and stuff. lol* So for yall that love your family and don't really talk to them much...give them a visit, or a call, a text message, an e-mail...at least a postcard. Cuz i'm sure they're thinking about you as well.

One of my cousins just told me I'm their favorite cousin. Day-maker.

Holla!!!!!

MVPuppets

Yo. These little puppet commercials between LBJ and KB24 are the funniest things. They crack me up! Here is the latest one up now. And Big Ups to The Cool Kids for that beat!