Sleep Hangover

Have you ever slept so much that you just feel like going back to sleep, but you just can't?

That's how I feel right about now.

Sleep Hangovers.

Assholes.

Throwback Thursdays: My oral illustration be like clitoral stimuation to the female gender, ain't nothin' better!

Back On My BS!!!

lol...Yea...Had to throw a classic up for the first one back! Enjoy.

Well...hello! Long time no see.

So my best friend (see below) brought up the fact that I forgot her birthday shoutout on my blog...which I didn't. My computer was actin slow and takin too long to upload the pic...so I thought I would do it later. But funny thing is...that was the last time I've been on the blog. So I sign in now to post her shoutout since it was just sitting in my drafts, and I realize I kinda...sorta...miss this site! Sorry I've been neglecting it soo much! I've had a busy life though, so I haven't had much time to actually sit and blog about something. I write little things, like twitter. Like now, I have an exam to study for, and look what I'm doing! lol...but I just wanted to say hi, and I miss you. No not the blog, but you, the readers that actually get a kick out of the stupid things I have to say and actually believe some of it is quite intelligent. lol but yea...I gotta get back to studying now. I'm coming back though. I promise. :)

Shoutout to LoLights! My nigga, how you been man? Expect a phone call from me soon...once my phone is actually working without problems. lol

*insert island gun shots here*

Man...SHE'S SO YOUNG!!!! lol

Anyways...IT'S MY BEST FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY!!

I still remember when I first met her with all of her bags ready to go to our pre-orientation retreat at Emory! I was her first friend!!! lol. That was 3+ years ago.

She's probably one of the few people more random than I am! and yes...she's random!! but it's all good. That's why we get along so well. We're mad random and have crazy silly moments together, but she's one of the few people in my life that has shown me what real friends are for, and is partially the reason I am such a good friend to those I consider friends today! *at least I think I'm a good friend.*

I'm going to see her now, she doesn't know it yet! lol...but yea...I can't just suffice with a blog post on her birthday! But, you know I gotta show love! So yall should too. Hit her up, twitter, phone, whichever you prefer. but hit her up! IT'S HER BIRTHDAY!!

So, a Happy freakin Birthday to my best friend, Braeanna Marie Hillman!! I miss and love you lots! *but I won't miss you anymore since I'm coming to see you...like...NOW!*

Quotable

Life's about who make it, not about who make it the fastest.

--T.I., "Drive Slow"

I am now living by this quote. Real talk.

Quotable

"Watch out for the McGuffie brothers. They are so fine!"

--This girl at G. State who has a friend that goes to school with my little brothers. She saw us at our little brothers' football game, and told the girl at State. She told a girl we all know!

BAOW BAOW BAOW!!!!! lol

100th Post

This is my 100th post! So for my 100th post, Imm keep it 100! Yea...thanks for yall that have been keepin' up and checkin' out what I've had to say. I know I may not be the most interesting person in the world, or the funniest, or the smartest, or anything like that, but I do it anyways! lol. Even though I don't get mad comments or anything *don't worry my feelings aren't hurt. lol*, it's just satisfying to me that people are, at least, reading it...I just hope I have been able to touch somebody's life with anything off my blog. Whether it produces a good laugh that clears the clouds from your gloomy day, causes you to truly think about how you are living your life in itself, informs you on a topic you had no idea about, introduced you to a part of life you were unfamiliar of, gives you insight into who I was a person and who I am growing into, or simply provides you with an escape from your day, I hope you do get SOMETHING out of it.

I'm not being sentimental either...I'm just sleepy! lol I really am though. I'm fighting Sleep right now, and I just gave it a right hook to the jaw! So i'm taking this time to taunt now while he's stunned before he gets his second wind and TKO's me, knowing this is a battle I will NEVER ultimately win. lol besides, there are still two more posts I wanna put up now before I knock out, cuz I got a full...like...3 days comin' up...so I may not be able to get on here.

But yea...big ups to those who stay reading the blog...to those who leave comments...those that give me ideas to blog about...and those who shout me out on Twitter/their blog/facebook/etc. Huge ups to LoLights, J.Bo, and Shotty (Cannonball) for inadvertently keeping me on the blogging tip with their blogs. And yea...if you didn't get a personal shoutout...please don't get all soft or nothin on me. I love yall nonetheless. And I've been checkin' for yalls blogs. I'll start leavin' comments there too! *Jas, Chioma, Finis....*

Okay I think I covered pretty much everything I wanted to hit on. Just thanks for tuning in, and be sure to stay tuned. J.B. Charisma is still coming with heat, controversial topics, funny anecdotes, inspirational quotes, and everything else! Spread the word about me! And remember, "It's not what you say, but how you say it!"

HOLLA!!!!!

FYI

I LOVE FEMALES!

Love them.

Absolutely love them.

I just wanted to say that.

Nothing more.

So females...

I love you just for being females!

Yall are crazy!

But I still love yall.

A lot.

I'm not in love with yall though.

Don't confuse that.

But I love yall.

lol

How to: Raise Our National Education Level

I'm pretty sure that if we had more teachers like this guy in Georgia, it's education ranking would soar above any other state in America today. It's a shame though that we do not have teachers like these. Check this guy out...teachers need to be more like him.

Just a fun fact that's not so fun, Georgia is currently ranked 49th in education in our nation. Boo.



p.s. What did the five fingers...say to the face?????

p.p.s starting a new section. called How To. Yea...

HOLLA!!!!!

Throwback Thursdays: My Pops Knew Exactly What He Did When He Made Me, Tried To Get A Nut And Then He Got A Nut, And What?

You can't do it! No matter what. You can hate on it. You can talk about it. You can ignore it. You can do almost whatever you want to it. But...you CAN'T do this.

Let's Get Juggy With It!! Nana-na-na-nana-na!

It's about that time I post the second version. Of what you ask.....

Blood Is Thicker Than Ice Cream...lol

As I depart for the evening...you know I can't go without doing this.

Another birthday shoutout to a fellow McGuffie.

Real talk...I really can't picture any moment of my life before his birth. For as long as I can remember, he's been there. It's almost as if he's like my twin...but he's not. lol. but yea man...it's funny. We're almost like polar opposites in a sense. I'm very outgoing. He's not quite so. I love dancing. He doesn't. He loves hats. I can care less about them. I love keeping peace. He just makes sure his point gets across at any cost. I love to push myself to the most of my abilities, yet fail to understand what my limits are sometimes. He will rarely push himself, yet he is fully aware of his capabilities.

But we ALWAYS have each other's back. Always. We'll listen to each other most times before we listen to our parents. lol but yea man...this my brother man.

Happy Birthday to yet another younger brother that's bigger than me, Drew Aaron McGuffie!! Kid turned 20 today. Show some love!



Picture may be a bit blurry...but whatever, you get the point!

Talent Tuesdays: The 'O' with the Crown

Yea...my boy LoLights already posted this...but I wanna post it anyways. Yea...more dancing. Crazy. I think he was on one! lol

Real Talk Vol. 8: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

*ok...this is not meant to offend anyone...so read the whole thing before you raise in arms...there is a point...as usual*

Yall know how you be in the club, or at some party, and the DJ would say somethin' to the likes of "If you a pretty female throw your hands in the air and scream!"...and for some reason...EVERYBODY gotta have the nerve to raise their hands up and scream? I know i'm not the only one that thinks that...or has said that either.

I said before that I would speak on what I meant by pretty in a much earlier post...so i'm now doing so.

I always understood that everyone had different preferences concerning what was attractive to them, but I don't think it really hit me until having a few conversations with my brother. Like, I'd see someone on TV or out somewhere and be like "Hey she's cute" only for him to say "Not really."

Pretty. It can't be universally defined. And i'm using the word pretty as a term to encompass all words that serve as synonyms: beauty, glamour, attractiveness, etc. But yea...everyone is going to have their own personal meaning.

Now with that, I feel like people need to learn how to accept the opposite end of that spectrum. Certain people are simply not attractive to other people. There is nothing wrong with that, but people need to learn to accept that and keep life moving. I forget where I was, but one day a month or so back I heard this group of people arguing because some guy supposedly said this girl was not that attractive. I pretty much laughed inside at how silly that argument was. I mean, it's one thing for someone to say such a thing in a disrespective connotation. But if someone is simply giving their opinion, then where's the wrong in that? I know there are people in the world people think are absolutely gorgeous that I don't. Halle Berry for instance. OK nah HORRIBLE example! LOL. People like her and Stacey Dash just go into a pot of automatically BAD!! lol...but ok...I'll just say Raven Symone for now or something. I know people will find her to be mad gorgeous...but she doesn't do it for me.

Back to the people in the club. I feel like some people don't have any business putting their hands up...but that's just my personal opinion. Not being disrespectful by any means...just being honest. But one other conclusion I've come to in thinking about this topic...what does it ULTIMATELY matter what everyone thinks? I would hope that people find themselves attractive. I mean, if you can't find yourself attractive, then why should anyone else? I know for a fact that I'm not attractive to every single female in the world. I personally think I'm handsome as hell. And I'm not saying this egotistically or anything like that, but that's how I feel...and there's nothing wrong with that. I look into the mirror everyday and see a strapping young gentleman! And that's important. If you can't accept that from yourself, you're gonna find it very hard to accept it from somebody else.

Pretty is different for everybody. I know what pretty is for me, which is all that matters in the end. So when I said wayyyyyy before I have an affinity for pretty people, and when I had described CoCo as one of those pretty females, you may disagree with my idea of pretty...and that's cool. Do you. However, in my eyes, that is how beauty is beheld. I won't go into describing what pretty is for me since that really is for my edification only...and I don't want people to try and fit themselves in certain categories that I may mention, cuz it shouldn't matter what I think. But I hope people understand that just because a certain person may not be attractive to another person or group of people, that's not to say that somebody else doesn't find them attractive. And, more importantly, people should always be attractive to themselves, IMO at least. And even MORE importantly, God loves you and will always find you attractive. (Yea that may sound cheesy or whatever, but I'm saying that with the utmost sincerity.)

Same goes for males...but me being a male interested in women, I choose to speak about women. Yall understand.

So...for my pretty people out there reading this...leave a comment and tell me what you think!!!!! ;)

HOLLA!!!!!

Real Talk Vol. 7: Just REAL TALK!!!!!

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Yes!!!!!

I know I've said this plenty of times...but I just don't think it ever seems to hit correctly coming from a guy. So bless this lovely lady for putting this out there! All, and I do mean ALL, women need to see this. Not judging...but real talk...look at this and see if anything here applies in your life. Some may have already known this...but it's a great refresher!



And...real talk...if she wasn't married...she could DEFINITELY get the happiness! I'd be ALL the man she needs. *gnr*

HOLLA!!!!!

Throwback Thursdays: Pure, Like A Cup Of Virgin Blood...Mixed With 151...One Sip Will Make A Nigga Flip

Listen. Love it. Enjoy.

Quotable

-- We anoint their fuses with a tiny amount of fire, and they come alive, playing out their life span in a matter or seconds. In those few seconds a crack in the universe is opened, giving us a glimpse of the energy locked within all matter.

Bob Weaver

Quotable

-- Let us dream of tomorrow where we can truly love from the soul, and know love as the ultimate truth at the heart of all creation.

Michael Jackson

Throwback Thursdays: 80 Degrees, Wanna Tell That Trick Please, Raise Up Off These N U T's, Cuz You Gets None of These. At Ease...

Had to rep for the home team. Enjoy.

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It's not what you say...but how you say it.

I don't care what nobody say...that is the perfect quote for this blog!!

Yall think about that in your normal lives.

HOLLA!!!!!